please may I be forward enough to jump on your wagon because certainly you will have a few willing patrons in excess that you can pass to me
beautiful 18C villa in India, Tuscany or North Africa (preferably Marrakesh) fully furnished at my request.
Great butler (butler will be expected to wear gloves)
German Norland nanny that wont eat crap from the brats!
Handsome fit intelligent man that requires little attention out of the bedroom (over 36 please)
Live-in massuese (swedish and indian head methods)
A fully stocked wine cellar to include:
50 magnums Lafite Rothschild - 2000
20 magnums Lafite Rothschild - 1982 (if you can!) if not just make it 10
25 magnums Cheval Blanc - 1990 anything with labels that look like this;
Three year unlimited account with Air France Singapore Airlines and Emirates
Oh and if H.R.H The Prince of Wales is reading this (he's a charitable chap) Sir, any chance of that old car of yours, you know the DB6, the one you've been shoving tinto in as carburante!
Black Amex fully funded for three years so I can build my 2012 bunker (to include bunker for the DB6)
Sod the polo!