"Chap Travesty, the weekend is suppose to be a mare. Rain very likely If you want to take the boat out, could you let me know asap. Are you around at Lords for the 20/20? Tom Ps. I hope that Murray tip paied off!"

"Hi thanks for the add"

"Hi thanks for the add Tom"

"Hi Old Chap He made me? well i'm studdying away I'll call you at lunch. Amour"

"oi u puff lol flipin we in the library from 9-12.45 lol!!! how wos the old poker? dozey is fuming lol, he made you. (phrase) i had ur back tho lool reply gaaaay amour"

"Chap sorry to bother, Do you have any whack-it mallets going spare, i just broke my last blasted one. Spiffing trianing session though, Are you around for this years golf champs? Herd a rumour that one has been on the driving range! really must meet…"

"Hi thanks for the add."

"Hi old boy. Great weather for a spot of the old polo, if you sort out some chaps for playing we should meet and have a couple of chukkers. I herd that you were thinking of playing overseas this summer? Grace is going to France she wonders if you…"

"Would you be interested in joining my polo club it is full of preppie grirls and you will have a tutorial in how to use a whack-it!! you must invite grace on the off chance that we can have tea and biscuits. Moummy and daddy must also attend,. i hoe…"

"GAAAAYYYY"